The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 25,979th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Massacre of Camp Khitomer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 32. |  The Federation of Lieutenant Commander Burnham | Tyranny by Majority | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 33. |  The Republic of Hidden grove | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 34. |  The Jingoistic States of Zippideedoodah | Democratic Socialists | “My, oh my, what a wonderful day.” | |
| 35. |  The Most Serene Republic of Pirouettes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Paiana hymnoumen heilissousai kallichoroi” | |
| 36. |  The Kingdom of Xristos Anesti | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Alithos anesti.” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of Naivetry_LoP | New York Times Democracy | “You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution” | |
| 38. |  The Republic of Mr Flibble | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mr Flibble is very angry” | |
| 39. |  The Republic of Legality Check | Father Knows Best State | “Your C&C got chucked out of the queue because of us.” | |
| 40. |  The Republic of Banner High | New York Times Democracy | “Raise the banner high for Banner High!” |
