The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 26,437th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Amazonian Matriarchy of Chilapa | Mother Knows Best State | “Sisters Doing It For Themselves” | |
| 22. |  The Unexplained Absence of Crewman Cutler | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let's Just See Where Things Go” | |
| 23. |  The Republic of That Bastard | Corporate Police State | “Oppress. Obstruct. Overwhelm.” | |
| 24. |  The Commonwealth of The Chiroptera | Democratic Socialists | “A bat is never alone.” | |
| 25. |  The Community of Nailand III | Civil Rights Lovefest | “On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...” | |
| 26. |  The Democratic States of Horga hn | Tyranny by Majority | “Things fall apart” | |
| 27. |  The Republic of M Tullius Cicero | Iron Fist Consumerists | “O tempora! O mores!” | |
| 28. |  The Fiefdom of The Earl of Huntingdon | Father Knows Best State | “Dives spoliamus ut pauperes alamus.” | |
| 29. |  The Holy Empire of New Ben Vil | New York Times Democracy | “God and Liberty” | |
| 30. |  The Grand Duchy of Wiggleworm | New York Times Democracy | “Good for catching fish.” |
