The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 26,275th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Republic of NRA Trackers | Corporate Bordello | “The right to bear arms” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of Untruths | Capitalist Paradise | “It's not a lie, exactly...” | |
| 13. |  The Most Serene Republic of A tribble | Democratic Socialists | “trill” | |
| 14. |  The Most Serene Republic of Watercolors | Left-wing Utopia | “To live with sunshine captured and held” | |
| 15. |  The Armed Republic of Inigo _ Montoya | Father Knows Best State | “...You killed my father. Prepare to die.” | |
| 16. |  The Story of Adam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Beware of the serpent.” | |
| 17. |  The Theocracy of Vanquishing | Father Knows Best State | “Ban 'em all and let Kandarin sort them out.” | |
| 18. |  The Knight of Wands of The Peaceable Kingdom | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice against the hanged man!” | |
| 19. |  The Allied States of Isobars | New York Times Democracy | “Equal weight.” | |
| 20. |  The Holy Empire of The USS Discovery | Tyranny by Majority | “Things fall apart” |
