The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 26,989th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Union of oil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hell yeah, OIL!!!!!!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Implosion of Banners | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gotta earn them all!” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Jupiter Station | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Efficiency” | |
| 4. |  The Fortunes of Ambassador Sarek | Tyranny by Majority | “At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do” | |
| 5. |  The Interspecies Fascination of Doctor Phlox | Tyranny by Majority | “Optimism” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of 05 mm Graphite | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “A sharp pencil can't help a dull mind.” | |
| 7. |  The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania | Corporate Police State | “The only thing worse than communism is democrats!” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Jenalia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “One for all and all for one!” | |
| 9. |  The Sultanate of Mininai I | Left-wing Utopia | “All hail the grumpy burrito” | |
| 10. |  The United Provinces of British Tou Wegilandoristerl | Moralistic Democracy | “God Bless The Queen and Tou!” |
