The Nudest in England
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of QQBar | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Knighthood of Thur | Father Knows Best State | “United we stand!” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Molco-Prussia | New York Times Democracy | “God With People” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Loddhist Communist Experiment | Capitalist Paradise | “Let's see how this works” | |
| 5. |  The English Sleeper of Ostro 1 | Authoritarian Democracy | “In Peace, Vigilance In War, Victory In Death, Sacrifice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of SF Agent | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “代理人” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Warwick Castle | Father Knows Best State | “Warwick Castle” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Oozmas | Democratic Socialists | “It's just a scratch.” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of Mortons Fork | Anarchy | “A man like that... maybe not even a man.” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of London | Democratic Socialists | “Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. ” |
