The Nicest Citizens in Emirates of Futurnia
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free People of Dainer | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Flamma metuenda tyrannis” | |
| 2. |  The Fertility Cult of Pyseptop | Father Knows Best State | “Bathed in the river of life” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Quase Todos os Santos | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Something about a colourful flag.” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Rijekacija | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Noitolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Good night, sleep tight.” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Gitontavron | Corporate Bordello | “Something about minotaurs.” | |
| 7. |  The United States of West Duckota | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Some duckery on the west.” | |
| 8. |  The Future Society of Rollerblaydia | Left-wing Utopia | “Partners riding towards the sunset” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Mayatza | Father Knows Best State | “The sun shines for those who are peaceful” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Muzikalpaka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Seriously, who name these things?” |
