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Elemental Nations World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Elemental Nations

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Elemental Nations is ranked 850th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Money State of Centralis RipamCorporate Police State“Money is the root of all success”
2.The Casino Nation of NickelineNew York Times Democracy“Gamble, now and forever”
3.The Holy Queendom of OktotheioLeft-Leaning College State“Love and marriage for all”
4.The Tri-Nation Area of The United CzechippinesLeft-wing Utopia“Three is greater than one”