by Max Barry

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Eladen World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Eladen

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Eladen is ranked 85th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
2.The Decadent Opulence of Gray MouserCapitalizt“Molte nemici, Molto onore”
3.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
4.The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of KleshAnarchy“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
5.The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate InvestorsAnarchy“ROI is King”
6.The Brave Freedom Fighters of The BoojahideenCapitalizt“Treadn't”
7.The Free State of UmquayCivil Rights Lovefest“Funny Name, Serious Freedoms!”
8.The Tang Clan of WuCorporate Bordello“Shaolin!”
9.The Rude Lewd Invincible Refuge of CUP New YorkersCapitalizt“Endorse Esselman before Endorsing Others Or Get Kicked”
10.The CUP Imperial Province of The CUDInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care”
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