The Most Devout in Eladen
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 2. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
| 3. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 5. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” | |
| 6. |  The Watermelon Republic of Sebatopia | Corporate Police State | “All Hail Emperor Watermelon!” | |
| 7. | The Fact Is Marble Was Queen of The World of Ares | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.” | |
| 8. |  The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care” | |
| 9. | The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of Klesh | Father Knows Best State | “Death is Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Altruist Dictatorship of Azohahae | Capitalist Paradise | “That’s my land so you can’t cross” |
