by Max Barry

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Eientei Gensokyo World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eientei Gensokyo

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eientei Gensokyo is ranked 17,678th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Duchy of Nice PizzaCapitalizt“Nice pizza or no pizza”
2.The Holy Kingdom of SoulbaniaFather Knows Best State“To yourself be true. Lie to everyone else.”
3.The Canine Paradise of Wanzabar LandIron Fist Consumerists“If Awoo've got me, I've got Awoo”
4.The Free Land of South PogonaCivil Rights Lovefest“The government cannot love you, but it's people can.”
5.The City-State of NovellaCompulsory Consumerist State“parvum nisi lenta”
6.The Dominion of The OTHER DominionMoralistic Democracy“Friends with all”
7.The Borderlands of Lunatic PizzaIron Fist Consumerists“HSSSSS DON'T TOUCH ME”
8.The Rogue Nation of BlueMoonCapitalizt“Bring your sword.”
9.The Dominion of Illfang Dominions PrisonerFather Knows Best State“Please let me go”
10.The Federal Republic of OzarkansasNew York Times Democracy“The Land of Mountains and Moonshine”
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