The Rudest Citizens in Edinburgh
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Votadini | Anarchy | “Village” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Rachel McPhail | Anarchy | “Home” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Cu Dubh | Anarchy | “Black dog” | |
| 4. |  The State of Granmar | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The State of Anjigama | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The District of Auld Dun Eideann | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Burns Night Every Night” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Bailey Porters | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The District of Picket Fence | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For Community by All” |
