by Max Barry

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Eastern Europe World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eastern Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eastern Europe is ranked 6,681st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of HuokangCapitalist Paradise“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”
2.The Republic of HungaryAnarchy“Prove and conjecture and keep the SF's score low.”
3.The Real Gas Music of JupiterCapitalizt“The big red spot is for communism”
4.The Colony of The North-AtlanticFree-Market Paradise“Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.”
5.The Confederacy of Hobo22New York Times Democracy“This Space for Rent”
6.The Republic of IslayfarverephyordiaAuthoritarian Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
7.The Republic of SR SrpskaMoralistic Democracy“Honor and Justice!”
8.The Federation of Christian DissingerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace and Justice”
9.The Republic of ChudekastanDemocratic Socialists“We shall live for eternity”
10.The Federal Republic of LachtlandDemocratic Socialists“Glory to Lachtland! ”