by Max Barry

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Eastern Europe World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eastern Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eastern Europe is ranked 9,638th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of Island DolistaCapitalizt“Sting first”
2.The Federal Republic of Tsingtao BeerCapitalist Paradise“Drink Beer, Save Water”
3.The End of 0SCapitalist Paradise“Time's Up!”
4.The Republic of FyoCAnarchy“Society doesn't have values. People have values.”
5.The Ummah of ShambhalastanLeft-Leaning College State“Canis Canem Edit”
6.The Armed Republic of PatrioticChokingNoisesAnarchy“Strength Through Freedom”
7.The Holy Empire of AristarchaCapitalist Paradise“Crush your enemies. See them driven before you.”
8.The Republic of Holloland And Shark BayCorporate Police State“Strength Through Freedom”
9.The Kingdom of MaurainaAnarchy“Idk what to write here”
10.The Republic of AtomicusNew York Times Democracy“Up and Atom!”
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