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The Highest Crime Rates in Duck

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Duck is ranked 1,559^th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Lady of Duckness	Anarchy	“pikathink”
2.	The Free Land of Mr Duckie	Anarchy	“Quack quack”
3.	The Quack of Roll The Duck	Corporate Bordello	“Quack”