The Most Primitive in Disney World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of NUCL 144 | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. | The Republic of NUCL 119 | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. | The Republic of NUCL 35 | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. | The Republic of NUCL 142 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. | The Republic of NUCL 9 | Iron Fist Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. | The Republic of NUCL 3 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. | The Republic of NUCL 57 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 8. | The Republic of NUCL 18 | Democratic Socialists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 9. | The Republic of NUCL 39 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. | The Holy Blue Protectorate of Yodle 17 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Friend” |
