The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Discordia
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of CLU | Left-Leaning College State | “If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Logical Paradox | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “All generalities are false” | |
| 3. |  The Goddess of Chaos Eris of Mistress Discordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I am Gorgeous Chaos.” | |
| 4. |  The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos | New York Times Democracy | “Hail Discordia!” | |
| 5. |  The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!” | |
| 6. |  The Apple People of Occupied Earth | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Occupy your mind.” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Discordia Magna | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Only trust corroboration.” | |
| 8. |  The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Chaos is a friend of mine.” |
