The Safest in Devide by Zero
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51. |  The Rogue Agency of We Are Not The DIA | New York Times Democracy | “For the last time... WE ARE NOT THE CIA!!!!” | |
| 52. |  The Republic of We Are Not the NIPRCC | Right-wing Utopia | “We be here to steal yer booty.” | |
| 53. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 32 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 54. |  The Losing The War Against UPS of We Are Not The USPS | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Please, oh god, please give us money.” | |
| 55. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 31 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 56. |  The Rogue Nation of We Are Not The Stasi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ministerium für Staatssicherheit” | |
| 57. |  The Money Grabbin Bogeymen of We Are Not The IRS | New York Times Democracy | “ALL YOUR TAX ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!” | |
| 58. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 28 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 59. |  The Rogue Administration of We Are Not MARAD | Father Knows Best State | “Filler” | |
| 60. |  The Devil Dogs of We Are Not The USMC | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Semper Fi” |
