The Safest in Devide by Zero
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 29 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of We Are Not the NIPRCC | Right-wing Utopia | “We be here to steal yer booty.” |
