by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in desert

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, desert is ranked 23,370th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Community of CactiiCorporate Bordello“cactii and desert”
2.The Republic of Cactus MoonCivil Rights Lovefest“Desert moon”
3.The Republic of Desert3Democratic Socialists“Motto?”
4.The Queendom of ZvetlanaIron Fist Consumerists“babai...”
5.The Deserts of Desert CamelLeft-wing Utopia“traveling is great fun”
6.The Desert of Death ValleyzFather Knows Best State“california redemption”
7.The Republic of Test6909Iron Fist Consumerists“Mottos”
8.The Desert Colony of The Tamarisk Grove CampgroundInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desert Camping”
9.The Desert Town of Shelter ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Earthquake Valley”
10.The Ecosystem of Anza-Borrego Desert State ParkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desert Living!”