by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in desert

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, desert is ranked 26,102nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The DEN Station of Desert RadioLeft-wing Utopia“soundwaves”
2.The City on a hill of San MarlindoFather Knows Best State“Stand your ass up!”
3.The Deserts of Desert CamelLeft-wing Utopia“traveling is great fun”
4.The Colony of Fen AvilecDemocratic Socialists“Peace and Justice”
5.The Republic of Desert OwlLiberal Democratic Socialists“Owls”
6.The Desert of Death ValleyzFather Knows Best State“california redemption”
7.The Desert Town of Shelter ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Earthquake Valley”
8.The Holy Land of DesertMoralistic Democracy“Desert”
9.The Desert Colony of The Tamarisk Grove CampgroundInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desert Camping”
10.The Ecosystem of Anza-Borrego Desert State ParkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desert Living!”