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The Fattest Citizens in desert

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, desert is ranked 23,370^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Community of Cactii	Corporate Bordello	“cactii and desert”
2.	The Republic of Cactus Moon	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Desert moon”
3.	The Republic of Desert3	Democratic Socialists	“Motto?”
4.	The Queendom of Zvetlana	Iron Fist Consumerists	“babai...”
5.	The Deserts of Desert Camel	Left-wing Utopia	“traveling is great fun”
6.	The Desert of Death Valleyz	Father Knows Best State	“california redemption”
7.	The Republic of Test6909	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mottos”
8.	The Desert Colony of The Tamarisk Grove Campground	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Desert Camping”
9.	The Desert Town of Shelter Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Earthquake Valley”
10.	The Ecosystem of Anza-Borrego Desert State Park	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Desert Living!”