The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in depressed kelso
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Accoutn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I like cards” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Ahdiachda | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ah dia ch da” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arsenic Arsonists | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Arson and arsenic” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Arsenic creeper | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Arsenic creeper” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Arsenic Pineapple Express | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Arsenic pineapple ” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Arsenic Pop rocks | Authoritarian Democracy | “Arcenic pop rocks” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Arson and arsenic monkeys | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Arson and arsenic monkey” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Bubbla | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bub light” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Cannabalist capitalists | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Whoo” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Capitalist Cannibalist | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Motto?” |
