The Fattest Citizens in depressed kelso
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, depressed kelso is ranked 15,952nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Empire of Trash compactors | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freshly cubed trash.” | |
| 12. |  The Dominion of The Circle of Four | Compulsory Consumerist State | “One to Rule, Two to command, One to succeed. moon” | |
| 13. |  The Republic of Vigorous Vacuum Voyage | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Vigorous Vacuum Voyage” | |
| 14. |  The Dictatorship of Pain and Suffer ing | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Welcome to hell! No, you can't leave!” | |
| 15. |  The Kingdom of Secure Silk Summit Senior | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We must one day reach the Summit of Secure Silk Peak” | |
| 16. |  The Federation of Ahdiachda | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ah dia ch da” | |
| 17. |  The Holy Empire of The Soviet Cthulhu Empire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sponsored by folding chairs” | |
| 18. |  The Holy Empire of The V-Sauce Cult | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hey VSauce, Micheal here!” | |
| 19. | The Holy Empire of Lexieland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live, Laugh, Love, Lexie, Lobotomy, Lesbian” | |
| 20. |  The Free Land of Star Wars Fanatics | New York Times Democracy | “I've got a bad feeling about this...” |
