The Rudest Citizens in Democratic Socialist Assembly
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hallowed Paragon of The Finno-Estonian Empire | Left-Leaning College State | “Lumi on värjätty punaisella verellä.” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of United Auto Workers | New York Times Democracy | “Solidarity forever” | |
| 3. |  The Dead Meme of Dekks | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I hate mondays” | |
| 4. |  The Empire Hidden in the Clouds of Mashalgd | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “無爲而治” | |
| 5. |  The Troisième République of Opalaland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vive la République!” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of New Thaitiuca | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Direct democracy for proper decisions” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Union of Republic of Yucatan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Con fuerza y con valor, todo es posible” | |
| 8. | The Democratic Republic of Reformed Mand Supous Alleopol | Anarchy | “Long live the Democratic Republic of Reformed Mand Supo” | |
| 9. |  The Fempire of Sessnia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Proud Anarcho-Monarchist” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Swerticrito | New York Times Democracy | “Lophiiformes” |
