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The Fattest Citizens in Deep space

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Noble Aquilae	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Passion, yet serenity.”
2.	The Time Traveling Adventure of Mr Deep space	New York Times Democracy	“We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one.”
3.	The Galaxy of Mr Milky way	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Stars up above.”
4.	The Empire of Vorlon Prime	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Who are you?”
5.	The Republic of Valisev	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Abyssus abyssum invocat”