The Highest Crime Rates in Declansburg
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Declansburg is ranked 13,580th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Arachno capitalism | Anarchy | “I like money” | |
| 2. |  The People's Liberated Republic of Qirin | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Power to the glorious liberators!” | |
| 3. |  The Disputed Territories of Northern Twinds | Capitalist Paradise | “Death is upon us” | |
| 4. |  The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan | Capitalist Paradise | “If someone offers you a mint, take it!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Walidalgeria | Father Knows Best State | “walid” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Flying lasagna monster | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All hail the pasta” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Empire of Chicago Bears Fan | Father Knows Best State | “Bear Down Chicago Bears!” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Da Squid | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Squid” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Swellant | Right-wing Utopia | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of The Hindland | Corporate Bordello | “Live with Passion” |
