The Most Primitive in Declansburg
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Corporate Dynasty of The House of Abrasax | Capitalist Paradise | “Humans as Energy” | |
| 2. |  The Media Conglomerate of Declansburg News Network | Left-Leaning College State | “Extra, extra! Read all about it!” | |
| 3. |  The Dáxlamic Metropolitan Area of Grovalan | Democratic Socialists | “Made of Starlight!” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of New Alsunova | Father Knows Best State | “That There Will Be A Great Change” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Nazov | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Motto...” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Viedka | Iron Fist Consumerists | “To the founder Xad, and Viedkans now!” | |
| 7. |  The National Military District of Rehavia | Democratic Socialists | “In Glory for The Armed Republic!” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Finland is best | Father Knows Best State | “Turvallisin maa euroopassa” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Bert bert | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I love berts” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of GU 8th Division | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” |
