The Safest in Declansburg
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Utilitarian Technocracy of Everlasting Empire | Democratic Socialists | “Neither heritage nor popularity shall rule.” | |
| 2. |  The Dáxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The Spirit of Declansburg” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Naxomia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Great Naxomia!” | |
| 4. |  The Dáxlamic Queendom of Lussia | Democratic Socialists | “No Longer Shall We Slumber” | |
| 5. |  The Libertine Empire of Alietuma | Democratic Socialists | “Libertatem!” | |
| 6. |  The Mostly Fixed Floating Island of Laughing Peninsula | Democratic Socialists | “Who better but a Bird to Command the Skies?” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Zvedia | Democratic Socialists | “Discipline and Work” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Crycleir | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let Heal Thine Dagger-Wound” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist State of Severia and Starodubschina | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Doprědu!” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of E-Ton | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Never ever eat pears” |
