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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Death Valley

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Inn”
2.	The Environment of Death Valley National Park	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
3.	The Terrain of Telescope Peak	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Telescope Peak”
4.	The Region of The Badwater Basin	New York Times Democracy	“Lowest Point In North America”
5.	The Desert Town of Furnace Creek	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”
6.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Oasis”
7.	The Town of Death Valley Junction	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”