by Max Barry

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Dauiland World Census

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Dauiland

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Dauiland is ranked 13,519th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of MweglendsPsychotic Dictatorship“O”
2.The Commeownist Naysh of Communist KittenzIron Fist Consumerists“Glory to Chairman Meow!”
3.The Liberated Nation of Crimtonian SpectreCorporate Bordello“Freedom above tyranny; liberty and justice for all!”
4.The Peace of ForestianiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Peace and magic rule supreme la magie est la pais son”
5.The People's Republic of Communist CommunismoPsychotic Dictatorship“Rabotniki mira, ob yedinyaytes!”
6.The Federal Republic of EpviaCorporate Bordello“We will triumph today!!!!!”
7.The Most Serene Republic of CatnipzAnarchy“Wooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh”
8.The Golden Haven of LiberlitatiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Luckiest nation in the multiverse!”
9.The Kingdom of KittyzIron Fist Socialists“Humans... so obedient, yet so stupid”
10.The Chicken Loving Utopia of AvlandiaNew York Times Democracy“Nam Avlandia, quia omnia!”