by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Basket Weaving Factory State of HoffaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“This quote is not attributed to Unit 0001”
3.The Republic of FlechtCorporate Police State“Motto”
4.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
5.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
6.The Queendom of ThorvelTyranny by Majority“In the name of God, On guard !”
7.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
8.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
9.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
10.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
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