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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dabble Zealous Oscar Crimson

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Meritocratic Voluntary Union of Akoheisar	Capitalist Paradise	“From each by their gifts, to each by their ambition”
2.	The Reciprocity of Cinnamon and Chocolate	Democratic Socialists	“Mmmm...”
3.	The Republic of Ephesus	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Eep?”
4.	The Republic of Galbanum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Free Mottos, enquire within!”
5.	The Sacred Republic of Halicarnassus	New York Times Democracy	“For Poseiden and the people!”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Inko Tisfamo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Coming Soon”
7.	The League of Kalban	Capitalist Paradise	“Ex Astra Unum”
8.	The Rogue Nation of Nomanisan Island	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“When everybody's special, nobody is special.”
9.	The Disputed Territories of Salmagundi	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“'Many Things Slapped Together' sounds better in Latin”