The Safest in Cyrannus Star System
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Macronation of Huyland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Try turning the nation off and on again.” | |
| 2. |  The Cyrannus Goat Cult of Pallay | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “May the Blessings of the Second One come to you” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Bioluminescent Bacteria | Left-wing Utopia | “Glow Up” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of QUITE YEETFULL | Psychotic Dictatorship | “YEEEEEET” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of The Stevedores | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Longshoremen Are Tough!” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Cathcart Circle Line 7 | Moralistic Democracy | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
| 7. |  The No Time To Die of Nationific | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vincit Qui Patitur” | |
| 8. |  The Sad Nation of Empari | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Rule Empari! Empari Rule the Waves!” | |
| 9. |  The Loving Couple of I Ship-It- | Father Knows Best State | “Shipping Fan!” | |
| 10. |  The Ship Bound For AlphaCentauri of New Oppard Tidommurros | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Everyone Here's Flying Blind” |
