by Max Barry

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Cynosure World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Cynosure

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Cynosure is ranked 11,727th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Union of Greater StatesMoralistic Democracy“For Freedom”
2.The United States of Bastiatian WorldAnarchy“Life, Liberty, Property.”
3.The Federation of TarofirBenevolent Dictatorship“...”
4.The Republic of DiliniAnarchy“Freedom for all! Oppression for none!”
5.The Dictatorship of BergamCorporate Police State“O si vince, O tutti accoppati”
6.The Empire of TaykaCapitalizt“Im lil tayk i dont think you want some action ”
7.The Commonwealth of SolariastInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Light is brightest with dark Dark is darkest with light”
8.The Free Land of ArchliberaliaAnarchy“It's for free! No, really. Freedom Points.”
9.The Holy Empire of Blood LobstersCorporate Bordello“Fresh Daily”
10.The Grand Duchy of PandalandersLibertarian Police State“Ffhjuyy ghdsdg”
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