The Fattest Citizens in Cynosure
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Cynosure is ranked 11,727th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Federal Union of Greater States||Moralistic Democracy||“For Freedom”|
|2.||The United States of Bastiatian World||Anarchy||“Life, Liberty, Property.”|
|3.||The Federation of Tarofir||Benevolent Dictatorship||“...”|
|4.||The Republic of Dilini||Anarchy||“Freedom for all! Oppression for none!”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Bergam||Corporate Police State||“O si vince, O tutti accoppati”|
|6.||The Empire of Tayka||Capitalizt||“Im lil tayk i dont think you want some action ”|
|7.||The Commonwealth of Solariast||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Light is brightest with dark Dark is darkest with light”|
|8.||The Free Land of Archliberalia||Anarchy||“It's for free! No, really. Freedom Points.”|
|9.||The Holy Empire of Blood Lobsters||Corporate Bordello||“Fresh Daily”|
|10.||The Grand Duchy of Pandalanders||Libertarian Police State||“Ffhjuyy ghdsdg”|