by Max Barry

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Copenhagen World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Copenhagen

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Copenhagen is ranked 4,281st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Mahoney ValleyAnarchy“Best Before”
2.The Queen's State of ViceRegal CMGAnarchy“God Save the Queen”
3.The Queen's State of LlandstagCivil Rights Lovefest“State”
4.The Queen's State of SyxIron Fist Consumerists“Wide Blue Sea”
5.The Queen's State of MyndersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Tiger Pride”
6.The Queen's State of TaskforceNew York Times Democracy“For queen and country”
7.The Queen's State of TarentorousLiberal Democratic Socialists“More to life than just survival”
8.The Queen's State of Ashleigh Rose KeatingDemocratic Socialists“First second third”