The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Conservative Paradise
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Godwinnia | Free-Market Paradise | “For Honour and Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The CP Alliance Security Force of Guardians of Paradise | Corporate Bordello | “Because we're right” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Nelaraya | Authoritarian Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of St Edmund | Corporate Bordello | “Free as the Sea” |
