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The Most Rebellious Youth in Conifer

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Conifer is ranked 1,479^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Asantia	Democratic Socialists	“Just under budget!”
2.	The Colony of Scotchpine Republic	Anarchy	“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
3.	The Allied States of Taigaland	New York Times Democracy	“Into the Taiga”
4.	The Forest Colony of Coniferousia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Hear the Wind whisper throught the pines”
5.	The Colony of Pinopalustris	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Every Path Starts With Passion”
6.	The Colony of South Pinophyta	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Every Path Starts With Passion”
7.	The Sylvanic Colony of Arbourea	Democratic Socialists	“Hear the Wind whisper throught the Pines”
8.	The Colony of Slashpine Republic	Democratic Socialists	“Every Path Starts With Passion”