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The Nicest Citizens in Conifer

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sylvanic Colony of Arbourea	Democratic Socialists	“Hear the Wind whisper throught the Pines”
2.	The Forest Colony of Coniferousia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Hear the Wind whisper throught the pines”
3.	The Colony of Pinopalustris	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Every Path Starts With Passion”
4.	The Colony of Scotchpine Republic	Anarchy	“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
5.	The Allied States of Taigaland	New York Times Democracy	“Into the Taiga”
6.	The Colony of South Pinophyta	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Every Path Starts With Passion”
7.	The Colony of Slashpine Republic	Democratic Socialists	“Every Path Starts With Passion”
8.	The Republic of Durrnil Cards 16	Father Knows Best State	“When I peed, I lied.”