The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 14,484th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Camembert-Loving Federation of Charville | Anarchy | “Distan Forever” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I Overcome All” | |
| 3. |  The Generally Free Land of Stustu | Anarchy | “Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of Stinkypoopyland | Corporate Bordello | “Make money or die lmao” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Shogunate of Oshima Bafuku | Libertarian Police State | “Shori e” | |
| 7. |  The Reborn Nation of Capitalists Unions | Capitalist Paradise | “Face the fear ,build the future” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of McdonaldsMart | Left-Leaning College State | “With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Libertayia | Anarchy | “NO STEP ON SNEK” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Snazzy Shapiro | Compulsory Consumerist State | “ Facts don't care about your feelings” |
