by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Conch Kingdom

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 8,527th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Camembert-Loving Federation of CharvilleAnarchy“Distan Forever”
2.The Sun Never Sets on the Empire of Conch KingdomLibertarian Police State“Where The Piņa Coladas Are Cold And The Beaches Are Hot”
3.The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero OmniaCivil Rights Lovefest“I Overcome All”
4.The Generally Free Land of StustuAnarchy“Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza”
5.The Incorporated States of StinkypoopylandCorporate Bordello“Make money or die lmao”
6.The Holy Federation of NefoliogRight-wing Utopia“Be learned ye judges of the earth.”
7.The Armed Republic of Snazzy ShapiroCompulsory Consumerist State“ Facts don't care about your feelings”
8.The Free Land of CapitalismsAnarchy“MONEY”
9.The Republic of Zombie ArielLeft-Leaning College State“Under the Sea”
10.The Free Land of McdonaldsMartLeft-Leaning College State“With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real”
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