The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Conch Kingdom
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 8,527th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Camembert-Loving Federation of Charville | Anarchy | “Distan Forever” | |
| 2. |  The Sun Never Sets on the Empire of Conch Kingdom | Libertarian Police State | “Where The Piņa Coladas Are Cold And The Beaches Are Hot” | |
| 3. |  The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I Overcome All” | |
| 4. |  The Generally Free Land of Stustu | Anarchy | “Live Free, unless you like Hawaiian Pizza” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of Stinkypoopyland | Corporate Bordello | “Make money or die lmao” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Federation of Nefoliog | Right-wing Utopia | “Be learned ye judges of the earth.” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Snazzy Shapiro | Compulsory Consumerist State | “ Facts don't care about your feelings” | |
| 8. | The Free Land of Capitalisms | Anarchy | “MONEY” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Zombie Ariel | Left-Leaning College State | “Under the Sea” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of McdonaldsMart | Left-Leaning College State | “With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real” |
