The Smartest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue State of Orenia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Watch your back.” | |
| 2. |  The Equatorial Bulge of Lislandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Comme l'eau sur le dos d'un ship canard” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Krimera | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Beyond The Jagged Edges Of War, We Stand Ready.” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Union of Western European Territories | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Go forward to the starry sky” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Kenny Country | Conservative Democracy | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Lunalius | Left-wing Utopia | “Brilliantly United” | |
| 7. |  The Madoka Theocracy of Her Majesty Silver Garden | Democratic Socialists | “Salve, terra magicae.” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Gonswanza | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom is the blood of the people” | |
| 9. |  The Ol' Nuclear of Bohseon | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I only pop up during N-Day” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Shamm | Father Knows Best State | “Don't Tread On Me” |
