The Most Beautiful Environments in Communists United
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Armed Empire of Kartoffelspan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “With God, All Things Are Possible” | |
| 2. |  The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala | Father Knows Best State | “Because we have more nukes than you.” |
