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The Most Rebellious Youth in Communist Cartel

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy.”
2.	The Nya-tion of Catboyland	Left-wing Utopia	“Mrrrrrp :3”
3.	The Empire of Schnugglistan	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“God yes PLEASE build it in my backyard”