The Fattest Citizens in Colonia Apollonis
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Colonia Apollonis is ranked 15,089th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Northeast Yami | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Rabbit That Hunts Tigers” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Asatopia | Right-wing Utopia | “Ms. Wilson’s 1st grade class” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of The Nation of Constipation | Right-wing Utopia | “Flush twice for victory!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of S2 Palindrome | Anarchy | “Good night, Mrs. Solverson. And all the ships at sea.” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Light Queen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Fortingania | Free-Market Paradise | “Peace In Fortingania” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Saint Gnoimentishiumadzel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Bocchi24 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Eagle Vista | Capitalist Paradise | “1987 Wagon Edition” | |
| 10. |  The Dictatorship of Reisint | Corporate Police State | “?” |
