The Highest Crime Rates in Coldonia
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Coldonia is ranked 9,540th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Forgotten Kingdoms of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “Mortality is a grand and intoxicating innocence” | |
| 2. |  The Drakonov Federation of Draconovox | Left-Leaning College State | “The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons” | |
| 3. |  The Corporation of Tesco Inc | Father Knows Best State | “Buttermilk” | |
| 4. |  The Heavenly Kingdom of Az-Bandai | Anarchy | “A land where faith comes true...” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Yeocho | Compulsory Consumerist State | “황제 만세!” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Flandreport | Anarchy | “Liberty and Prosperity” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Askiry | Capitalist Paradise | “We cool?” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Baranovstrana | Right-wing Utopia | “Достоинство счастья!” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Tikusi | Corporate Bordello | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Lanyue | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
