by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Coldonia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Coldonia is ranked 3,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Forgotten Kingdoms of Monarch GardensCorporate Bordello“Mortality is a grand and intoxicating innocence”
2.The Penitent Peril of DraconovoxLeft-Leaning College State“The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons”
3.The Corporation of Tesco IncIron Fist Consumerists“Buttermilk”
4.The Heavenly Kingdom of Az-BandaiAnarchy“A land where faith comes true...”
5.The Empire of The Great OuyangCompulsory Consumerist State“God save the Emperor”
6.The Republic of CornelicopiaCorporate Bordello“We've made it this far”
7.The Confederacy of MontichelliaAnarchy“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem”
8.The Bloodied Peoples of CzechoslovistanFather Knows Best State“A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.”
9.The People's Kingdom of Haute-OutremerCorporate Police State“A new dawn is upon us”
10.The Kingdom of WirasabaCorporate Police State“Peace and Justice”