The Fattest Citizens in Coldonia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Coldonia is ranked 3,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Forgotten Kingdoms of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “Mortality is a grand and intoxicating innocence” | |
| 2. |  The Penitent Peril of Draconovox | Left-Leaning College State | “The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons” | |
| 3. |  The Corporation of Tesco Inc | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Buttermilk” | |
| 4. |  The Heavenly Kingdom of Az-Bandai | Anarchy | “A land where faith comes true...” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of The Great Ouyang | Compulsory Consumerist State | “God save the Emperor” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Cornelicopia | Corporate Bordello | “We've made it this far” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Montichellia | Anarchy | “Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem” | |
| 8. |  The Bloodied Peoples of Czechoslovistan | Father Knows Best State | “A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.” | |
| 9. |  The People's Kingdom of Haute-Outremer | Corporate Police State | “A new dawn is upon us” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Wirasaba | Corporate Police State | “Peace and Justice” |
