The Fattest Citizens in Coalition of Authoritarian Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Coalition of Authoritarian Nations is ranked 566th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde||Iron Fist Consumerists||“WAAAAGH”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Pablabibi||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Embrace your dear leader and bliss shall follow”|
|3.||The Disputed Territories of QuietArmy1||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“This Space For Rent”|
|4.||The Colony of The COAN Inter-Regional Space Station||New York Times Democracy||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|5.||The Sovereign Military Junta of Peoples Republic of Joyea||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We must protect the DEAR LEADER with desperate courage”|
|6.||The Oppressed Peoples of WE Suck badly||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We suck”|
|7.||The People's Republic of East Okhotsk||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Workers of the world, Unite”|