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Coalition of Authoritarian Nations World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Coalition of Authoritarian Nations

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Coalition of Authoritarian Nations is ranked 411th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork HordeIron Fist Consumerists“WAAAAGH”
2.The Armed Republic of PablabibiIron Fist Consumerists“Embrace your dear leader and bliss shall follow”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of WE Suck badlyIron Fist Consumerists“We suck”
4.The People's Republic of East OkhotskPsychotic Dictatorship“Workers of the world, Unite”
5.The Armed Republic of Metal MetropolisFather Knows Best State“Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?”
6.The Colony of The COAN Inter-Regional Space StationNew York Times Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
7.The Disputed Territories of QuietArmy1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space For Rent”
8.The Sovereign Military Junta of Peoples Republic of JoyeaIron Fist Consumerists“We must protect the leadership with desperate courage”