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Coalition of Authoritarian Nations World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Coalition of Authoritarian Nations

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Republic of East OkhotskPsychotic Dictatorship“Workers of the world, Unite”
2.The Armed Republic of PablabibiIron Fist Consumerists“Embrace your dear leader and bliss shall follow”
3.The Sovereign Military Junta of Peoples Republic of JoyeaIron Fist Consumerists“We must protect the leadership with desperate courage”
4.The Disputed Territories of QuietArmy1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space For Rent”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork HordeIron Fist Consumerists“WAAAAGH”
6.The Colony of The COAN Inter-Regional Space StationNew York Times Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
7.The Oppressed Peoples of WE Suck badlyIron Fist Consumerists“We suck”