The Rudest Citizens in City Ankh Morpork
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sword of Fight-ing | Father Knows Best State | “Killing equals honor!” | |
| 2. |  The Grumpy Nation of Saugeen 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “This year we will have 0 casualties!” |
