The Most Advanced Public Education in Christmas
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 5,053rd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|11.||The Utopia of White Christmas||New York Times Democracy||“I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas”|
|12.||The Christmas Monarchy of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Down the chimney broad and black / With your pack”|
|13.||The While By My Sheep of I Watched At Night||Left-wing Utopia||“How great my joy!”|
|14.||The Yuletide Dæmon of Viking Santa||Corporate Bordello||“Silent night in 1914 / Holy day the shells did cease”|
|15.||The Spirit of Jolly Old St Nicholas||Father Knows Best State||“Ho! Ho! Ho!”|
|16.||The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen||Father Knows Best State||“Twas the night before Christmas”|
|17.||The Republic of The Great Congress||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The many for the individual.”|
|18.||The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Merry Christmas to you”|
|19.||The Holy Sun Baby of Tubbytronic||Left-wing Utopia||“Noo-noo. . . Laha Hee Hee!!!”|
|20.||The Toasty Smell of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire||Father Knows Best State||“Merry Christmas to you”|