The Most Rebellious Youth in Chicago
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Kleinville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Gitter dunn” | |
| 2. |  The Thrown 1919 World Series of Chicago Black Sox | Moralistic Democracy | “We broke the faith with fans for payoffs.” | |
| 3. |  The Windy City of Chicago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “My kind of town, Chicago is ...” | |
| 4. |  The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Sister | New York Times Democracy | “Reminding the world of the evils of white supremacy” | |
| 5. | The Anarcho-syndicalist commune of AAs Storage Unit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Administrator of the AA Storage Unit-Eastern Division” | |
| 6. |  The Climate change a'wandering of Oak Brook Mall Rats | Capitalist Paradise | “Our next destination is someplace higher” | |
| 7. | The Public Servants of J Auctioneers Brother | Democratic Socialists | “The KKK is a terrorist organization” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Velma Kelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gin and guns, either one is bad enough, but together...” | |
| 9. |  The Pipe Smokers of Granger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It is So Easy To Be Smart but a Struggle to be Wise” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of The St Louis Cardinals | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “11 Time World Series Chapions” |
