The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in central europe
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Dollfussist Austria | Corporate Police State | “Long live the Ständestaat!” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of The Peoples Republic of Central Japan | Capitalist Paradise | “United Forever Under Communism” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Blond Beer | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Patience and perseverance have a magical effect.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Viver Octerly | New York Times Democracy | “Might Makes Right” |
